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;----------------------------------------------------------------------------
;
; Pseudo Sysop
; BBSChat conversation file
; (c)1994 Servile Software
;
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;
; These are the opening lines which are generated randomly.
; Maximum of 100
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9
Yohl! dude. Where's the party?
Yes, *USER*
Hi! What can I do for you, *USER*?
Good *timeofday*, *USER*.
So *USER*, how's life in the fast lane?
Hello!
Got the beers in then?
Hi
Yes mate, what can I do for you?
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;
; These are lines sent when no keyword match occurs.
; Maximum of 100
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NOMATCH
26
I beg your pardon?
Sorry? I didn't quite catch that.
What a life!
I don't understand.
Boy, you should smell my feet. *DELAY* Sorry, just taking my shoes off and my socks don't half stink! <G>
Yeah?
I aint half got a head ache today. Reckon it was too much Old Thumper last night.
Okay.
I didn't get that.
It's at times like these that I wonder what I'm doing here.
Have you ever tried slightly fried black pudding with runny fried eggs for breakfast? It's really yummy!
Yeah, me too?
What are you on? And more to the point, where can I get some???
And I thought space was the final frontier. Gene Roddenberry obviously never held a conversation with you!
What job do you do for a living, *USER*?
Yeah?
Are you married, *USER*?
Do you have any children, *USER*?
What type of music do you like, *USER*?
Were you born in *CITY*, or did you go to live there later?
What sort of a place is *CITY*?
Do you like cooking?
Is it important?
Yeah? So what now?
Do you read much?
I reckon I should be out partying now. Booging on down to some cool summer beat.
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;
; Following are the key words to check. You may have up to 200 key words
; (and up to 10 *ALIAS*'s per key word). Key words and *ALIAS*'s must
; be in UPPER CASE!
;
; Keywords and their *ALIAS*'s are tested in the order they appear in the
; file. Responses are made in a random order, with each response only being
; made once for each session.
; Maximum of 20 responses
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; Specific responses (threads)
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Yohl! dude. Where's the party?
IS THERE A PARTY
2
That's what I'm asking you.
I dunno, is there a party?
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So *USER*, how's life in the fast lane?
SLOW
*ALIAS* BORING
*ALIAS* SHIT
*ALIAS* CRAP
2
Join the club. Reckon we should find some party and scoot off to it.
Oh well, paint some stripes on yer roller skates....
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So *USER*, how's life in the fast lane?
FINE
*ALIAS* " OK "
*ALIAS* OKAY
*ALIAS* FAST
*ALIAS* FAIR
2
Glad to hear it.
Super!
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So *USER*, how's life in the fast lane?
COULD BE BETTER
2
Oh well, it could also be worse.
So what's the problem? Why could it be better?
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So *USER*, how's life in the fast lane?
THANKS
2
Glad to hear it.
Oh you're welcome.
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Not bad thanks. I'm off the bottle now.
OFF THE BOTTLE
2
That's what I said. I'm off the bottle now.
Yep.
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Not bad thanks. I'm off the bottle now.
WHAT BOTTLE
*ALIAS* WHICH BOTTLE
1
The milk <g>
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Are you married, *USER*?
YES
*ALIAS* "YEAH "
*ALIAS* YUP
*ALIAS* SURE
3
Oh well! Never mind ay! <G>.
Could be worse, you could be dead.
How's the mother-in-law?
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Are you married, *USER*?
NO
*ALIAS* NAH
3
What! No mother-in-law! <G>
Lucky sod.
Good for you, stay young free and single ay?
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Have you ever tried slightly fried black pudding with runny fried eggs for breakfast? It's really yummy!
NO
3
Oh well, I guess your a muesli person are you?
No? Oh you should it's great!
Toast and marmalade more your scene is it?
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Do you have any children
"NOT THAT I KNOW OF"
*ALIAS* NOT THAT I AM AWARE
4
So you sleep around then do you?
How can you not be aware of whether or not you have children?
You can't lose them that easily, surely?
Yeah? <G>
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Do you have any children
"YOU"
1
A few eggs by a pond in Godalming....
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What type of music do you like, *USER*?
YOU?
*ALIAS* ANYTHING
3
I like heavy rock. AC/DC, Motorhead, Nazareth, that sort of thing.
I'm a bit of a head banger myself.
Not to keen on the classics. I prefer something with a fast and furious beat and some guitar sliding.
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What type of music do you like, *USER*?
I LIKE
*ALIAS* I PREFER
3
Yeah?
That's nice.
Bought any good CDs recently?
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Do you read
" NO "
*ALIAS* " NOPE "
*ALIAS* " NAH "
3
No? Oh you ought to. Great for expanding the mind.
Reading's great.
Oh well, I was just asking!
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Do you read
" YES "
*ALIAS* " YEA "
*ALIAS* " YEAH "
*ALIAS* " YUP "
2
Who's your favourite author?
I love Dickens, what do you read?
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Do you read
ONLY
2
Oh right, why only then?
Not that often then?
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Yes, *USER*
YES SYSOP
*ALIAS* YES, SYSOP
*ALIAS* YES GERTIE
*ALIAS* YES, GERTIE
2
What are yer? A bleedin' Parrot?
Is there an echo in here?
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So, what can I do for yer?
"NOT A LOT "
*ALIAS* NOTHING
*ALIAS* NOT MUCH
3
So why bother me?
So why the heck did yer page me?
Oh great, so here I am enjoying a re-run of bay watch and you disturb me for bugger all.
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Yes mate, what can I do you for?
"NOT A LOT "
*ALIAS* NOTHING
*ALIAS* NOT MUCH
3
So why bother me?
So why the heck did yer page me?
Oh great, so here I am enjoying a re-run of bay watch and you disturb me for bugger all.
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Have you ever tried
"HAVE YOU"
2
Oh yes. Often!
Of course! Otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it!
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Do you like cooking?
" NO "
*ALIAS* " NOPE "
*ALIAS* " NAH "
2
No? Oh I do!
Why not?
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Do you like cooking?
" YES "
*ALIAS* " YEA "
*ALIAS* " YEAH "
*ALIAS* " YUP "
*ALIAS* " LOVE COOKING "
3
What sort of things do you like cooking?
I love cooking. What sort of things do you like cooking?
Don't tell me, let me guess you like cooking animals and children?
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Do you like cooking?
ONLY WHEN
3
Why only then?
Why not all the time?
You don't seem too fussed about it. Do you not like food?
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